Lazy Eating

Ellen Degeneres once did a brilliant little sketch about how lazy this country has gotten. Indeed, lazy enough to have developed gogurt and breath strips (check it out here at the 3:56 mark).

I have another addition for her: the soy sauce dispensing chopstick. Ya, it's EXACTLY what you think it is. I dunno how I feel about this. On the one hand it's damn clever, and leave it to the Japanese to make something else "cute". On the other hand -- is this really necessary? It's all a little too Jetson's for me -- we're steps away from food in pill form. Now, if someone found a way for me to eat fish without getting a bone stuck in my throat, that would be progress!