Showing posts with label Random Thoughts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Random Thoughts. Show all posts

February 10, 2009

Where she belongs

Since I'm feeling particularly prickly today, I figured it was time to visit my favorite culinary waste-of-space: Rachel Ray.

One Sunday afternoon, I was watching the royal TV when this came on:



I screamed from the horror, and my husband came to make sure that I still had my limbs. When he realized the cause of my outcry, he shook his head, laughed, and walked out in a way that at once said "why did I marry this woman" and "OMG she called her dog food Nutrish?" Yes Honey, she named her Dog food Nutrish. Let that roll around in your head for a sec there. In the same way that she has ruined Olive Oil ("E.V.O.O!"), she has now Rachel Ray-afied "nutrition." Sigh.
That being said, the fact that she is donating money from the dog food to animal charities is very commendable and a lovely gesture -- I can't deny that. But deep down, I kind of get the feeling that she's trying to wiggle out of her contract with the devil by being charitable, and wouldn't anyone?

If the commercial weren't enough, I am now being attacked by RR at the grocery store... I'd like submit, people's evidence #2 into public record:












Oh you're not hallucinating. That IS Rachel Ray brand Chicken and Beef broth. Why? Why does Rachel Ray think her broth is so amazing that she must share it with the world? What could possibly be so special about it that I would ever ever ever purchase such tom foolery? There had better be Unicorn extract in that mess, or else its staying on that bottom shelf, on sale because no one, not even Donald Trump would buy that stuff full price. By the way, speaking of "celebrity" broth on the bottom shelf, make sure you check out Wolfgang Puck's broth on shelf BELOW RR. What did Wolfgang ever do to deserve to be shelved below Rachel Ray? Ok, so he's weird, I admit that, but he's culinary icon! I have to sigh again. Sigh.

October 30, 2008

RRSA! (Rachel Ray Strikes Again!)






We have copious TV's in the office. They're all over the place and most are on CNN 24/7, which is fine by me. So imagine my abject horror when walking down the hall to the copy room, one of the TV's was on The Rachel Ray Show. Before I continue, let me once again state: I can’t stand Rachel Ray. I can't stand the casseroles, I can't stand the fake cheeriness, and I can't stand that she finds it perfectly ok to ruin something as divine as Olive Oil by calling it EVOO (Extra Virgin Olive Oil).

Back to my story:
It's bad enough that her, ahem, "show" was on. It was bad enough that someone, (and I don't know who, but I'll fish them out), changed the mind-advancing, informational bastion that is CNN for the pure drivel, idiocy and mind numbing that is The Rachel Ray, ahem, "Show" -- all of these things were cause enough for this rant... but it gets worst.

On today's, ahem, "show" RR gave a woman a SARAH PALIN MAKEOVER! Oh my God, if Nicholas Cage (someone who makes my skin crawl) had walked on stage I would have had a heart attack right then and there. The woman who is single handedly bringing us back to the 1950’s Betty Crocker culinary world, giving women makeovers in the style of the woman who would single handedly bring us back to the intellectual dark ages that were, well, the Dark Ages? Surely, this IS the end of days.

But now that I think about it, isn't it perfect? In fact thinking about it more, it's a casserole dream come true! I can see them now, Sarah having had just killed a baby seal by throwing a Jesus bomb on its head from a helicopter, lovingly handing over the carcass to Rachel who with all the culinary genius she possesses, serves her very best Taco Surprise for Sunday dinner.

For those of you who think I'm exaggerating about these recipes by the way, yesterday's recipe on her, ahem, "show", was a Turkey Patty Melt. A Patty Melt? You need a recipe for this? Rachel, darlin', you mean you made something that is basically nothing more than a grilled cheese sandwich, and threw some Turkey in it, this close to Thanksgiving??? How did you come up with it girl? Genius, pure genius.

August 28, 2008

Autumn Foods

Fall happens to be my favorite season. Not only is it stunning here on the East Coast, but foods get warmer, thicker, and heartier.
Here's what I'm looking forward to:







Apples
Nothing says Fall to me more than apple picking. Of course nothing makes me happier afterward than making yumminess out of said picked apples. Apple Pie, Apple Sauce, Apple Butter... just to name a few. Of course there will be recipes and pics as soon as I make them.

Pears
Pears are apple's snobby cousin and I love them for it. Sure you can make Pie and sauce and butter out of them too, but what you really want to do is Poach them, Tart them, and place them on a lovely tray with some good strong cheeses!

Thanksgiving
My FAVORITE holiday, and not just because it has amazing food. Thanksgiving is one of those rare times of the year when people really do come together. No one is left behind on Thanksgiving, there's always another chair at the table, another place to squeeze in, another friend or family's meal to crash. That being said, what’s better than turkey, stuffing, and pecan pie??? That's right, not a hell of a lot.

Stew
I love a good stew -- beef, rabbit, fish, whatever it is, it always feels like love and warmth. I have to admit, I have yet to find that perfect Beef Stew recipe, so if anyone has one they're willing to share...

Coq au Vin
Oh the glory that is a good Coq Au Vin. Classically this is made with an old rooster, but since it’s a real chore to find a rooster, let alone an old one, chicken has to do. Chicken is actually a summer meat, that's when they were slaughtered, having been fattened up all winter. However, old rooster was slaughtered as the weather got colder, since you guessed it, they were older. So technically this is a fall dish, and the heartiness created by the bacon and wine doesn't hurt either (Coq au Vin literally means = Cock in Wine). The recipe is in the next post -- pics to come as soon as it's cool enough to make.

Hot Tea
I know everyone says hot tea cools you down in the summer, but I can't get my head around it. So come fall I'll be drinking my tea hot again, what a joy!

Sleep
Although not a food, a worthy addition:
I always sleep better come fall and winter. Sleeping with out the AC or fan is such a joy! Just an open window, a blanket, and the man you love.

August 20, 2008

Last Supper

There's a game that Chef's play behind closed kitchen doors, a game they play after their shifts, when they go hang out at bars and late night eateries to unwind. Said game is "Last Supper." It's an easy game, consisting of one question: it’s you're last day on earth, what do you eat?













Beautifully brought into the tangible realm, Melanie Dunea's "My Last Supper: 50 Great Chef's and Their Final meals" is a must have for any foodie. Dunea, a really wonderful photographer, has a true gem on her hands.
With an intro by my favorite haggard and disgruntled ex-chef Tony Bourdain (who by the way, asks this question of every chef he meets and always has), and a couple of recipes as well, it's a bonafide hit. So of course, this begs the question, what would be your last meal on earth.
I have to admit, it’s a really hard question for me. There are simply too many things that I love to eat. Also, I’m a big fan of seasonal eating, so will I be dying in spring or winter? Am I alone or with others? Do I still have teeth? Ultimately of course, it all goes back to memory and comfort. Overwhelmingly, people want the simplicity of their childhoods, that dish that Grandma made only on Easter Sunday, the local delicacy that the rest of the world shuns.
Again, food is so much more than nourishment, its what home is. I have so many wonderful memories wrapped around meals. The endless food extravaganza in Northern Spain with the family of girl who took care of me when I was a child; the fresh chocolate croissants I used to eat after swimming in my Aunt's Pool in South Hampton, Chutney, Crepe, Rice with Raisins, fresh Challah, Futomaki, Taco night...
I hope I get a wonderful response from this and get all of your last meals! My choices are straight from childhood, and are wrapped up in oddities, magic, and comfort. This took me a long time to figure out, and I'm sure if you asked me next month, or on my last day on earth, it would change… but here it is today:

Pan Seared Shad Roe on Buttered Toast (Oddity):
It is exactly what it sounds like -- the roe sack from a Shad fish.
Something that my English Mother introduced to me very early on, it looks and sounds revolting to most people, but its odd texture, and mild almost smoky taste reminds me of dinners at the kitchen table with my Mother looking on proudly as her American daughter gobbled it up.

Sautéed Fiddlehead Ferns with Garlic (Magic):
They look like ingredients in some witches brew, or the charming home of your friendly woodland nymph, but in fact they are just baby ferns that have yet to unfurl themselves. They are strange looking, and are earthy and bitter, but sautéed with olive oil and tons of garlic, they are heavenly.

My Mother's Flan (Comfort):
Everyone is convinced that their Mother or Grandmother made the best _________ (fill in the blank). I am proud to say, that I have yet to taste a Flan that rivals hers. To that end, with all cooking I do, and the arduous feats of sugar that I've been trained to produce, I can't make my Mother's Flan. Flan always means the holidays to me, family, and standing over a stove making caramel on cold snowy nights.

August 8, 2008

Heaven Sent

Before I delve into this, let me preface by saying that I'm Jewish (not Kosher though, shrimp and pork are too yummy to give up). That aside, my ideas about religion are very similar to those of cooking... explore, be brave, keep an open mind, and experiment!

Frances Mayes who wrote "Under the Tuscan Sun" which was also made into a movie (just barely resembling the book by the way), wrote a charming little anecdote about learning to cook Tuscan-style when she found out that St. Lorenzo (St. Lawrence), was the patron Saint of Cooks. Currently I'm reading her new book on traveling around the world, and St. Lorenzo came up again. I thought I'd do a little more research and maybe even find myself a little St. Lawrence statue, and in the process, some other Gastronomic Saints showed up as well. Here's who they are:


St. Lorenzo/Lawrence
It turns out that St. L is specifically the Patron Saint of Grills (however, some say the Patron Saint of Boiled Foods). Why? Because he was martyred on one (again, or boiled depending on which story you listen to). The story goes that instead of screaming in pain, he asked to be turned over when he was "done" on that side. So all you grillers and Kabob fans should get yourself a St. L statue, and remember to turn your food before it burns! (Also, all you boiled cabbage, rice, and poached egg lovers can say a little prayer as well).


St. Elizabeth
Maybe my favorite, St. Elizabeth is the Patron Saint of Bakers. How delightful! The reason is even more charming -- it turns out that after the death of her husband, St. E baked bread for the poor and took care of the sick until her own death. Now that's a Catholic chick I could look up to!




St. Michael
The Patron Saint of Grocery Stores, and this one is kinda funny. It turns out that St. M is not only one of the Arc Angels, but is also the Patron Saint of Police Officers (he's the Angel who killed the Dragon, I'm sure you've seen paintings and wall hangings depicting it). However, because Grocery Stores were (and still are) so frequently looted and robbed, and because the cops come to the rescue, he now works double duty.


St. Pascual
The Patron Saint of kitchens and domestic animals. Although he could bless any kitchen, he is specifically fond of Mexican Cuisine (he was a Spanish Monk). So, hang some chili’s around his neck and he'll make sure your oven doesn't conk out!




St. Marta
A most important culinary Saint. Marta was the sister of Mary Magdalene, and kept Jesus and his gang fed. Because hospitality was so important to her, later after Jesus' death, she became the Saint of Hospitality (did someone say Dinner Party?), Inn's and currently Bed & Breakfasts. How cute is that!

St. Urban
The Patron Saint of grapes and vines, a.k.a. wine. He was actually Pope for a short while and was then murdered. I don't really understand why after his death he was linked to Wine... but there you have it. You can put a St. Urban sticker on your Wine rack for good measure, and sweet libations.

April 30, 2008

Food Crisis

As most of you know, there is a growing food crisis not only Internationally, but in our own backyards as well. As a self described "foodie" this is hard to understand -- I can go to the store and get whatever I want, and make something wonderful from it, and so can you. However, the crisis is such that people around the world can no longer even afford rice or flour, and other basics. The scope of this can be overwhelming and cause one to feel helpless and not know what to do. I for one, tend to feel that I can't do very much when there are so many in need. But I feel the need to do something now, even if it's seemingly insignificant, even if it only helps one other person... one is a big number these days.

I've listed a few links below, some are places to drop off goods (remember besides food, baby formula is always in need), some are links for money donations, and one is free -- we can all afford free. Also, check with your local Post Office, many are holding food drives.

The World Food Programme is a United Nations Organization that delivers food Internationally. Here you can donate to the WFP's entire cause, or make a donation to a specific area. The donations can be a one time gift, or ongoing.

The New York Food Bank supplies food for Families and Individuals in need on a daily basis. Recently their supplies have been dwindling and you can help by donating money or food. (Most states have some kind of Food Bank or Food Outreach Program all easily researched online).

The Free Rice Game is fun and free! Simply play along, and for every correct answer given, grains of rice are donated. So far enough rice has been donated to feed 1 million people for 1 day. It's a great start.

April 21, 2008

Cooking with Jesus

Next to air, food and water are arguably the most basic of needs. This inescapable fact has evolved into restaurants, chefs, cooking schools, Evian, and even religious practices. It is no surprise to me that almost every religion has some sort of food-related rule. Jews keep Kosher, Muslims don’t eat pork or drink alcohol, Christians have some rule about fish (never quite understood that one actually), many Hindi don’t eat meat, Buddhists are famous for their restraint, and none of it surprises me – confounds maybe, but never surprises.

Indeed, food is so important, that most religions accentuate holidays with what we can’t eat. During Ramadan one is only allowed to eat after sunset, during Passover no bread, during Lent most Catholics give up a favorite food or drink. Why is this? Why is it that food is so readily used as a form of discipline in religion? I can’t speak for any other religion, but having been raised Jewish, Yom Kippur was always made that much more poignant by fasting. Yom Kippur is the day of atonement, the day that we thank God for making and keeping us, and apologize for being imperfect, hoping that we will be forgiven. We are restricted from eating or even drinking water from sunset to sunset (in fact, we get “Breakfast” from the tradition of “breaking the fast” after sunset on Yom Kippur). What does this deprivation add? It strips away one of our basic needs and makes us pay attention to what is being said. The simple act of fasting, focuses our minds, and makes us realize how small and frail we actually are.

I, like so many others in this modern world, call myself “spiritual” if not completely “religious.” While I love the philosophy, traditions, and the emphasis on family and neighborly love within Judaism, I find that organized religion has become more about rules, regulations, and keeping that specific religious “population” alive; and, we have all seen what religious fanaticism can do to a culture or even country. All that being said, I still find that I have some undeniable feeling of something other; a feeling of something more than myself. I feel that “something” floating overhead, and buried deep in my gut… and my gut is hungry.

Food has always been a part of my life. Growing up in New York with two worldly and supportive parents, meant that I was eating with chopsticks as soon as I could hold them, had grown tired of eating Thai food by the time I was 8, and found eating Ethiopian food with my hands while sitting on the floor was always a treat. It helped a great deal that we traveled every summer when I was kid to places like, Spain, Puerto Rico, France, Greece, Guadeloupe… It also helped that I had babysitters from Columbia, France, Switzerland, and Spain just to name a few. Then there’s my Father’s voice saying “you don’t have to like it, but you have to try it.” That came in very handy when I was a 12 year old traveling in Spain, being asked to eat these odd mushroom-like barnacles that grew on the sides of rocks (they were fabulous by the way).

I have fond memories of making Crepes on Saturday morning with my Mother, and making Chutney every Holiday Season with my Godmother. I remember my Grandmother’s Mushroom Barley Soup, and Maria (my Columbian babysitter), making Tostones (fried green Plantains) and rice. I can remember my childhood by meals as easily as I remember trips to the Circus. My favorite birthday cakes came from a neighborhood bakery called Soutine where I would get a yellow cake, filled with Lemon Curd, covered with white Butter Cream and decorated with yellow flowers. All of these memories, all of these meals, all of the people and places that come with it, are more than just superficial; they are my connection to that something spiritual inside. What can be more satisfying than sitting down and eating with people you love? Sharing wine and bread, laughing over a fallen soufflé, watching someone eat mussels for the first time, better yet, watching them enjoy it? This is spirituality in its most basic form: joy.

Cooking is an automatic response for me; I see heirloom carrots in shades of purple and yellow, I must roast them. I see fresh fat shrimp, I must grill them. I see chocolate, it must be praised and then drizzled over… well anything really. All this comes from something so much more than the desire to eat, it comes from someplace deeper. I can best explain this by sharing with you a story about bread. I went to culinary school and was trained as a Pastry Chef. Through the semester we had covered tarts, dough, cookies, flambéing fruits, chocolates, and now it was time for bread making. I had never made bread - it seemed so intimidating to do so without some kind of previous instruction. I came away from those lessons with a renewed sense of being and belonging. Hands in wet sticky dough, the smell of yeast, the cloud of flour that settles on everything, I had rarely felt more connected to humanity, to the past or future then right then. I realized at that moment, that I was making something that people had been making for thousands of years. I was making something basic, something that connected me to every other woman who had made bread the same way throughout history. There was a girl in a slum in India making bread, and I was connected to her, and to a woman in Chile, and to an old man in Umbria. This was the start of a new inner spirituality.

I find it difficult to cook with others, not because I don’t like it, but because I go into a different state of being when I cook. The rhythm of the knife chopping, the feel of the wooden spoon stirring, the sound of things bubbling away… for a moment, I can understand what Whirling Dervishes must feel as they spin, what Voo Doo Priestesses feel as they chant. It’s the feeling of being complete and whole, of being focused and at ease. Whenever or whatever I’m making, I feel a connection. Sometimes it’s the connection to earth or the food itself, an almost Native American ideal – I can feel Mother Earth in the food and her spirit makes my fingertips tingle. Sometimes I can feel a connection to a Sister I never knew I had in Japan when I make Gyoza (a Japanese Dumpling), or a Brother in Lebanon when I make Hummus.

I recently got married. On one of our first dates, I made him a grilled cheese sandwich – the most important Grilled Cheese Sandwich of my life. The very act of cooking for a man I was dating was nothing new for me, but it was for him. He had never had a woman cook for him, and that simple grilled cheese sandwich meant more than cheese and bread to him. Although I’m sure he couldn’t pinpoint it at the time, my cooking for him, and continuing to do so to this very day is the manifestation of my love. Not that the food itself is love, but the act of cooking is love. The very motions of chopping, roasting, and deglazing -- of baking, melting, and frosting is love. He would love me without the food, I know that, but it’s the cooking that has made us a family, has centered and given us a sense of home in our Brooklyn rental apartment that we will never own. Either one of us could get a job in Topeka tomorrow. We would pack up our stuff, and drop it off under our new roof. But, that “roof” wouldn’t be “home” until I made us dinner.

Spirituality comes in many shapes and forms, one man’s burning bush is another man’s BBQ. Who am I to argue with generations of family recipes, years of religious gastronomic do’s and don’ts, and my connection to bread making? Spirituality is what comes to us when we least expect it, like love. I know how to center myself. I know that if the world is pounding on my head, if everything is upside down and I feel like screaming, there is fire and a big pot on the stove to help make it right.

Eating is a pleasure of the flesh. Those crazy Catholics knew what they were talking about when they made gluttony a Deadly Sin, or when society told Women that eating figs was scandalous and not befitting a Lady. But cooking, cooking is something else entirely. Ask a professional chef why he does it. Why does he endure the ridiculous hours, the burns and cuts, the sometime unappreciative masses, it’s not because he loves eating the food he makes, he hasn’t the time to eat it! No, it’s something more, something deeper, something spiritual. Some indefinable need draws the chef to the kitchen -- it’s an urge, a calling, it’s that insistent burning bush.

We live in a world of great beauty; it’s easy to forget that sometimes. It’s easy to focus on war, and death and pollution – it’s much harder to remember that there is something called a Tulip, and it comes in a particular shade of purple, and it’s beautiful beyond words. It’s harder yet to remember that while we can’t control the world around us, we can control the world inside us. I was never very good at remembering prayers, and I wouldn’t know what to say to Jesus, but I would invite him over to dinner in a heartbeat. My inner world is nourished by the act of cooking. My inner world can be poached, whisked, and steamed into peace. My inner God, Shiva, Buddha, Mother Earth, and Zeus shimmer like water hitting hot oil in a pan, and my prayers are always answered.

April 9, 2008

On Being Jealous of Mussels: My Honeymoon in Seattle









We got married in a small civil ceremony in Brooklyn, just two weeks after we told my parents. Perfectly happy to take a few days off from work and just enjoy our apartment and each other, my parents offered to send us someplace for a few days. It occurred to us after we found out that the Atlantis in the Bahamas was totally sold out, that we would be Honeymooning smack dab in the middle of Spring Break. Not wanting to spend our newly married bliss with drunk college students, we opted for Seattle.

This wasn’t a completely random choice, one of his best friends lives there, as well as a family friend, and I had always wanted to see Pike Market. Being a foodie of snob-tastic proportions, my first travel thought is always “Yeah, ok, so they have the last living Dodo Bird at the Zoo, but what’s the food like Downtown?” A snob-tastic foodie though I may be, I’ve never embraced the “foam” and “essence” food trends, preferring my foods to be solid rather than gracious form thank you very much. Happily, there is no such fear to be had in Seattle. The city, although definitely West Coast, has the common sense to be an East Coast friendly kind of town – no air bars, or Cuban-Vietnamese-African fusion joints, although if you looked hard enough, I’m sure you could find one.

Sparing you the gruesome plane food details, I fast forward to my first fabulous food encounter. While my husband and his friend were catching up, I went out to dinner with Sydney, the family friend. She’s a wonderful Seattle advocate and told me in highest confidence (sorry Sydney, confidence broken) that her goal was to make us to fall in love with Seattle, and convince us to stay. While Seattle would be a wonderful place to live no doubt about it, my heart belongs to Brooklyn.

Sydney’s dinner choice was The Tamarind Tree, a Vietnamese place that is so well hidden behind a non-descript Chinese market that I promise you would drive by it 12 times and not figure out where it was. You wouldn’t expect the bombardment of senses that greets you from the decrepit parking lot, an unfortunate location. The place itself is stunning; so beautifully designed and so perfectly lit, with a comforting smell of grilled meats wafting from the kitchen. The restaurant all spiced-colored and dim, has captured perfectly that trendy, yet not over the top feel that modern Vietnamese restaurants have adopted.

Whenever confronted with a new menu, I try my hardest to make sure that I order something I’ve never had before… that means no Pad Thai. I welcome you to join me in my firm belief of “the food adventure”. Be brave enough to try something new and have an experience, after all, as my Father always says, “you don’t have to like it, but you HAVE to try it.” So, we ordered stuffed Marinated Squid with Minced Pork, Fresh Lotus Root with Grilled Shrimp, and a Noodle Soup with Shrimp. The Squid was amazing. Almost BBQ in flavor, the Squid themselves were extremely fresh, and cooked to perfection making them tender and not chewy. The filling was balanced, and worked superbly with the Squid, neither one over powering the other. Fresh Lotus Root is a joy within itself, but add perfectly grilled Shrimp, Peanuts, shredded Veggies and a lovely Rice Vinegar Dressing… well it’s pretty divine. Fresh Lotus Root is not unlike Jicama in flavor: slightly sweet, with a watery satisfying crunch. The Noodle Soup was served traditionally with the noodles, broth, and other goodies served in separate bowls allowing you to customize it how ever you like -- and the noodles were very obviously made fresh that day.

It was all lovely, just truly a perfect blend of flavors, company, sights, and then I saw it… Durian Ice Cream. The Durian is an Asian Fruit that has the shape and size of a Green Melon, but covered in spiky-bumps – a clue as to what’s to come when you open it. The fruit gives off such a powerful odor, that you have to have been raised on the stuff to tolerate it, and even then I’m not so sure how it’s eaten happily. If however, one can get past the smell, the taste it is said to be aromatic, subtle, and the texture wonderfully creamy. How could I resist! I’m not sure what I was expecting, but it certainly wasn’t something as subtle, perfumed, and delicate as the ice cream in front of me. The natural creaminess of the fruit shone through, and made the texture almost coconut milk-rich. The flavor is hard to describe, but so lovely, and delicate… both creamy and rich, yet flowery and sweet. As it turned out, Father knows best.

My second foodie encounter happened at Pike Market and Food Markets are my Temples. A wholly religious experience that involves all the senses, nothing illustrates a society or community better than its Food Market. That being said, one could describe Seattle’s Pike Market as a food Mecca. Although somewhat lacking in the International foods (besides Asian), the produce was not to be believed fresh and outrageously varied. The Seafood is in a category unto itself -- so fresh, so beautifully cut and cleaned, it all made me smile in a giddy, child-like sort of way. My Husband’s friend and his wife graciously offered their kitchen over to me for the night, not being able to stop myself from buying every delectable thing I could see! So I made a ton of food… almost literally a ton.

A moment about Mussels before I give you the menu. Mussels are a favorite shellfish that give wonderful flavor, and make any meal special. However, I’m not sure I had ever had a Mussel until we ate them in Seattle. I’m used to a relatively small, sandy colored mussel, with a lovely flavor and not much substance. Seattle’s local Mussels are so large, so plump, so creamy, and its pastel orange color puts other varieties to shame. I can’t state enough how smooth and creamy they were in texture, and the flavor! So rich, such a treat, so cheap! Not that Mussels are ever terribly expensive, but a pound of these gorgeous Seattle Mussels at a mere $3.99 a pound, seemed like the deal of the millennium -- I’m jealous of Seattle’s Mussels.

The menu was simple, but huge. We started with West Coast style Smoked Salmon which is served as a slab instead of sliced like we’re used to here. It makes the fish flaky and tender, edible with a fork or spoon, and really very enjoyable. We also had a Bacon, Jarlsberg cheese, and mixed Mushroom Quiche with a homemade crust -- a go to favorite that’s hard to resist. Then we had the “jealous” Mussels in a Shallot and White Wine Broth, after which we greedily sopped up the broth with fresh baguette that we got at the French Bakery. After that, it was grilled Langoustines (a very large shrimp), roasted Heirloom Carrots in five different colors ranging from deep purple to pale yellow with Yukon Gold Potatoes with fresh Thyme, and a Red Leaf Lettuce Salad with vine ripened Tomatoes and fresh Vinaigrette. For desert I made a Tart with Chocolate, a Blueberry & Blackberry Coulis, Strawberries, and fresh Whipped Cream with vanilla. Nothing beats really fresh food cooked really simply. It was a joy to cook with new friends, and a greater joy to scarf it all down!

As if we hadn’t eaten enough, as a Wedding gift from my husband’s Boss and her husband, we were sent to Canlis. Canlis is a 57 year old family run restaurant that sits on a cliff with a 180 degree view of Seattle. A jacket and tie kind of place, all of Seattle’s Society were on display (indeed the only ones who could afford it). It’s won the best service award numerous times, and it shows. No sooner had a roll been eaten or a glass been emptied then someone was there with a “would you like another roll? Can I fill your glass for you?” It’s the sort of thing that Saturday Night Live would have pounced on, but it was actually quite the experience. Service aside, the food was amazing.

They are known for their steaks, so I had a Fillet Mignon, and he a Wagyu Steak (a Kobe and Angus mix). Needles to say, the steaks were cooked and rested to perfection. The added bonus of the Black Truffle French Fries were out of this world! The grilled Frois Gras, and the White Asparagus Soup we had to start with were delicate, rich, and perfectly presented. By the end of the meal you could have rolled us out like wine barrels, but the chef wouldn’t let us leave without dessert. Apparently everyone was told we were here celebrating our Honeymoon, and they went all out for us. Choosing Tea was like picking out a diamond, complete with smelling samples, history lessons, and full list of flowers, herbs, and teas used. The people next to us were having some kind of flaming brandy drink that involved three jugglers, a dog on a ball, and man on stilts. At the end of the night we could barely breathe, but we were full and happy, and won’t soon forget it.

You might be wondering if we did anything besides eat? Well yes of course, we went to the Space Needle (the sun came out while we were up there, very kind of it really because the view is gorgeous), went to some wonderful museums, and drove around to see how beautiful the area is, and it doesn’t disappoint. Cities on water always have a glow and vibrancy about them – they seem to sparkle. Seattle seamlessly combines the Nature-Lovers, Techie-Geeks, new and old money, and a wonderful blend of International residents that grow daily. For me though, what I’ll remember is the meals, because the cooking and sharing of food is love. Nothing is more intimate than breaking bread with friends and family. My Honeymoon was like my Wedding: quiet, small, precious, overflowing with love, with plenty of good food… as it should be.

March 13, 2008

RRIGD! (Rachel Ray is Going Down!)










Well it’s been a so-so week, and its run me down a bit -- been feeling a little tired and sad and frustrated with work, and then a friend in the office sent me this link.

OH HAPPY DAY! Honestly, I feel like a new woman.

Read, enjoy with me. Let the happiness flow through you and last the weekend.

With all my sincerity,

-Duchess

March 10, 2008

Passover, Part 1










Passover is by far my favorite Jewish Holiday -- a ceremony akin to Thanksgiving in many ways. It’s about sharing food with friends and family to celebrate Spring, and (as with so many Jewish Holidays), the fact that we didn’t all die, this time in ancient Egypt under the Pharaoh’s hand.
There are a set group of prayers and traditions that are said and followed, and of course food. We read from the Haggadah (a prayer book), we stay away from leavened foods, to commemorate the great speed in which Jews fled, so fast in fact that they were unable to wait for bread to rise, and we remember that while life may be hard, at least frogs aren’t falling from the sky.
It’s traditional for families to make their own Haggadah, although many choose to read from already published ones. My Mother started a makeshift Haggadah years ago that we have refined and organized over the years. It’s a happy combination of traditional Jewish prayers and stories, and speeches from Martin Luther King Jr., the Dalai Lama, and even the famous comedian George Carlin. People of all faiths and colors are welcomed at our table, and it is always a genuinely wonderful night.
Traditional Passover fare is Harosset (a sweet apple and nut mixture to represent mortar from the bricks laid in Egypt), gefilte fish (a horrifying concoction of random fish that I will never understand), Matzoh Ball Soup, Lamb, Hard Boiled eggs, and Macaroons (a kind of cookie). Never being sticklers for "traditional" we have been mixing up our meals for years.
Over the years, we have had South American, Ethiopian, French, Middle Eastern, and Indian Meals, to the delight of everyone involved. This year, we're going Greek. There was a large Jewish Community in Greece once upon a time, and since one of my Family's dearest friends is a famous Greek Cookbook author (who will just happen to be around in April), we though it would be a wonderful addition to our worldly meals.
After much research, and speaking with Jewish communities in Greece, we have a very traditional and even ancient menu that screams Greek, yet follows the rules and traditions of the Jewish Passover.


Spiced Eggs Stained with Red Onion Skins

Lettuce Leaves stuffed with Meat

Lamb Baked with Lemons

Bitter Greens (such as Dandelion)

Almond, Fig and Apricot Harosset with Cinnamon


Dessert is yet to be figured out, but I guarantee it will yummy...
More to come!

February 11, 2008

Rachel Ray is a NTWOAT (no talent waste of air time)

I really hate Rachel Ray.

I'm not sure if it’s the hair, or her weird low voice. I'm not sure if it’s the Dunkin’ Donuts commercials. I'm not sure if it’s the Weather-woman-like reactions to everything -- don't you just half expect her to say "now back to you Ron..."

So it's all that and more. I find her particular brand of dumbed-down food to be the worst kind of 1950's American junk, oooo a twist on a Tuna Casserole! It's the "E.V.O.O." of it all (her "cute" little abbreviation for Extra Virgin Olive Oil). Only, and I mean ONLY could RR (not so cute when tables are turned huh!), make something as classic and lovely as Olive Oil into something that sounds like a McDonald's Marketing Team thought it up. Ok so I'm a snob. I can admit it, and SO WHAT? What's wrong with wanting a cooking show to open up people's ideas and conceptions of food, and make them try something new? Where the hell is Julia Child, or the Galloping Gourmet, or even the Two Fat Ladies when you need them? (Mostly dead I know, a moment of silence please).

Why, I mean really really why did she deserve her own talk show??? Excuse me... a talk show? What planet is this? How many different kinds of Buffalo Wings and Baked Potatos can she make and why do I want to hear her talk about it afterwards in her weird low-voiced-Weather-Woman way?

Anthony Bourdain would back me up on this. He has his own hit list (mostly the pretty boys of the cooking world, top of his list, The Brit, Jamie Oliver. I suspect though his disdain comes from their immense popularity, frat-boy appeal, and just being younger, blonder, and less haggard than he.) Obviously I'm in the minority here, because every time I turn on the TV I see RR selling me dumbed-down American Coffee and Donuts.

Do me a favor and watch the Barefoot Contessa instead. She is just as charming and real, and makes amazing easy-to-make food for her husband, and friends, and her architect, and landscape designer, and vet, and anyone else that walks into her life. Trust me on this, YCTML (you can thank me later).

February 7, 2008

The Rat's Year in the Sun

Happy Chinese New Year!










It's the year of the Rat. Time for our furry friends to enjoy a year of luck, prosperity, and love (hopefully anyway).

Here's what you should be eating to secure said luck, prosperity and love:

*Whole Fish: for togetherness in the family

*Whole Chickens: for prosperity & completeness ("whole" means heads, feet, and tails)

*Uncut long noodles: for a long life

*Lotus Seeds: for many healthy children (traditionally this if for many healthy "sons" not children in general, but I think we have all embraced feminism enough to move past that right?)

*Dried Bean curd for wealth and happiness (not fresh white tofu which is unlucky and represents death during New year! GOOD TO KNOW!)

*Sticky Rice Pudding Cake (to advance one's positions and prosperity one step at a time, or grain by grain)

*Spring Rolls: represent Spring and a fresh start (this can also be various foods wrapped in lettuce leaves)

So I dunno about you, but I'm going to Chinatown this weekend. There are always wonderful parades, street performances, and foods they only serve during New Year. Remember when in Chinatown, eat as the Chinese do, and if you're a Rat, I wish you good fortune, luck, and great meals!

February 1, 2008

Sandwiches



There is a science to sandwiches that most people don't appreciate. It's a science that when executed correctly produces “mmm's” and when executed incorrectly creates a mess in bad way -- like slimy tomatoes on your lap bad.

First off, how do you define a sandwich? To me, it’s stuff sitting in or on bread -- simple right? Most people have heard the Earl of Sandwich story: a wealthy Earl was playing cards, and instructed the kitchen to put his afternoon cheeses and meats in between the bread thus creating the "Sandwich." Of course, all he did was slap his name on something that he didn’t invent.

The truth is, that no one can actually pin down this history of this marvel of the culinary world. In Medieval Europe, stale bread was covered with thick stews of various meats, thus making the bread edible, also creating the open-faced Sandwich. In the Middle East, Egypt, and Greece, God only knows how long people had been stuffing Pita Bread with goodies. The south East Asian countries started creating their own breed of Sandwiches during Colonization; the Cuban's and South American's grill and press their sandwiches like Panini’s. Speaking of Panini’s: enough already! Like the very funny Kevin James once said: “how big are muffins gonna get before we all join hands across America?" I'm just saying, the Panini is a fabulous invention -- good bread, good meat, good cheese all grilled and pressed together, simple and fabulous. However, what happens when we smoosh tuna salad between two large, heavy, and hot pieces of metal? Right, it gets GROSS! Who likes melted mayo dribbling down their chin -- makes me kinda gag just thinking about it.

Just recently Time Magazine ran this article about the Hamburger (good article by the way, give it a read). The basic meat between bread has evolved to a place that no one would have guessed -- truffles, butters, exotic fruits, exorbitant prices, etc etc etc. Famous chef's have created Burger Bars, and devoted way too much time to something that didn’t need a makeover! If you're looking to reinvent the wheel, why not reinvent open-faced Sandwiches? This isn’t Medieval Europe, the bread isn't going stale.

The latest trend, the "wrap" I find totally disastrous (and suspect that Rachel Ray had her pesky little hand in this too). I hate them. Who you foolin' with your whole wheat tomato wrap? Either have a salad or a Burrito, but don't come to me with your pseudo-lunch and call it a sandwich. It's not. You know it's not. Walk toward the light, we have real food over here.

For all of the conveniences and joys of Sandwiches, there are a few that I love to hate:

1. The Falafel Sandwich
There is no possible way not to make a mess while eating one. I don’t care who you are. Unless you put that sucker on a plate and eat with a knife and fork, it’s going on your lap or on the concrete below. However, thin pita bread, with crispy falafel, and smoky Tahini Sauce is irresistible.

2. The Hot Dog.
It's way too suggestive (you know it is), makes your breath stink something awful, and quit frankly kinda tacky in a Trailer Park sort of way (of course all of these issues disappear at BBQ's and Sports Games). Is that gonna stop you from going to Gray's Papaya on West 72nd Street and inhaling two with onions and sauerkraut??? HELL NO!

3. The Philly Cheese Steak.
In theory of this thing is so gross. Paper thin tasteless steak, with greasy onions and God help us, CANNED cheese “product”. Talk about messy. But there is also something incredibly and gloriously yummy about it too. Don't wear white while eating one though.

4. The Tuna Melt.
Another sandwich that when you stop to think about, is revolting. Tuna with mayo, that gets hot thanks to the cheese needing to be melted under the broiler. Ewwww…. hot tuna with mayo? That being said, is there anything quite as satisfying a really good tuna melt? Not really.

For my part, I like some surprises in my sandwiches. I like mixing it up with different kinds of breads and textures. I deplore goopy anything, and never make a sandwich too big to get your mouth around -- that’s just rude. Here's a good one that I really like.

1 Whole Ciabatta Loaf
1/2 lb thinly sliced Smoked Chicken Breast
1/2 lb thinly sliced Colby Pepper Cheese (like Monterey Pepper Jack)
1 Ripe Avocado sliced very thin
2 Vine-Ripened Tomatoes sliced very thin
Dijon Mustard
Mayonnaise
Salt and pepper to taste

Cut the Ciabatta loaf in half lengthwise.
Spread half with a thin layer of mayo and another with a thin layer of mustard.
Spread half with the tomatoes and half with the avocado, salt and pepper both sides.
On one of the sides, layer on your meat.
Spread a very small amount of Mustard on the meat to act as a glue.
Add Cheese.
Put the other half of the loaf on the Sandwich.
The easiest way to cut this is by using skewers or toothpicks and then cut... just remember that they are in there.

*If you are a potato chip fan, put some in the middle of the Sandwich, the surprising crunch is deeply satisfying.


Remember, bread won't bite and wraps are for Rachel Ray. Also, there are lots of International Sandwiches and thanks to globalization you can find almost anything your heart desires stuck between bread. All I ask is that you leave the Burger alone, use some common sense when grilling and pressing, and make sure you have plenty of napkins because you never know when someone’s Falafel might land on your shoe.

January 8, 2008

Political Meals

I’m in a political kind of mood. So, I’ve decided to figure out what I would make for each of the Democratic front runners should they stop by for dinner. Even though I'm a Democrat, this entry wouldn’t be nearly as interesting with only three meals, and Huckabee is such a nut I think he’d actually be fun to have over for dinner!



Hillary Clinton:











For a woman of such strong ambition, worldliness, and poise, I’d go for something elegant, yet earthy. I’m thinking simple French country food fits the bill (haha no pun intended). I know the French aren’t exactly America’s favorite bunch, but when it comes to food one should NEVER discriminate -- good food is good food.

-Assorted French Cheeses and good crusty bread

-Frisee & Mache Salad with Goat Cheese and Toasted Walnuts

-Coq Au Vain (a classic chicken dish made with bacon and red wine)
(I don’t have my own recipe for this. I can tell you that Martha Stewart has a good recipe though, and that’s the one I use.)

-Oven Frites (Fancy word for fries)

-Haricot Vert with Shallots and Thyme

-Flourless Chocolate Cake with Raspberry Coulis


John Edwards:






He just says America to me, but an America of the past. He has a can-do attitude, and has so much hope for the country -- so let’s give him a meal that’s grown in local soil, down home, and comfy. Fyi, did you know that Blueberries are a native North American fruit, and before mass production could only be found here?

-Assorted Cheddar Cheeses, Sliced Granny Smith Apples, and Crackers

-Wild Mushroom Barley Soup with Sage Sausage

-Baked Ham with Cloves and Brown Sugar Glaze

-Wild Rice Pilaf with Cranberries and Pecans

-Bitter Greens with Caramelized Onions

-Wild Blueberry Pie with Vanilla Bean Whipped Cream


Barack Obama:









Besides being stoic and intelligent, he also has one of those great mish-mashed backgrounds, has lived all over the place, and can appreciate a “foreign” palate. His original ideas, and hope for unity have made people stand up and pay attention. I think bringing the flavors of another American minority group would be fun, in this case Latino.

-Platanos with Cilantro-Cashew Pesto (Platanos are sliced fried Green Plantains)

-Heirloom Tomato Gazpacho

-Shrimp and Mussels in a Garlic-Lime-White Wine Broth

-Aromatic Rice

-Avocado & Jicama Salad

-Tropical Fruit Salad with Shredded Coconut


Mike Huckabee:







Like I said, he’s a nut. But nut’s can be fun (as long as I don’t talk politics to this one, I’ll be ok). However, since he is a nut, I’m not gonna push him too far and make him stuff he’d look quizzically at. Let’s keep it simple and easy but still yummy.

-Spiced Mixed Nuts (hehe there has to be something crazy)

-Butter Lettuce Salad with Fresh Herbs and Lemon Vinaigrette

-Blue Cheese Stuffed Sirloin Burgers

-Roasted Rosemary Fingerling Potatoes

-Creamed Spinach

-Baked Apples

January 2, 2008

Foodie Resolutions

In honor of 2008, here are list of foodie resolutions that you are more than welcome to adopt.












1. I will open up my divine cookbooks that I love and actually make one recipe a week from them. I know I'm not the only one here -- we all have wonderful cookbooks that we simply don't use enough! So, here it is, written in cyberspace... I WILL COOK FROM MY COOKBOOKS.

2. I will eat more fish.

3. I will use an "unknown" ingredient in my cooking at least once a month. I've never used pomegranate syrup, but I'm gonna; same with Fenugreek (a spice), and stuff I find in the various ethnic markets in my 'hood.

4. I will finally go to that Yakitori place that I can't remember the name or location of (note to self, email Ayu regarding the before mentioned)

5. I will finally go to a Pinkberry to see what all the fuss is about.
http://www.pinkberry.com/

6. I will finish curing my wok... or more precisely, have my boyfriend do it. (A wok must be cured with oil until it turns black before you can use it. Otherwise, the food sticks to it).

7. As soon as #6 is completed, I will use said wok.

8. I will take a food class in something I've always wanted to learn about like wine or Kim Chee 101.

9. I will learn to appreciate Rachel Ray...

10. I will IGNORE #9.

December 20, 2007

Educational Purposes









Mary Poppins has “Supercalifragilistic,” Emeril has “Bam,” Ahhnold has “I’ll be bahhk,” and I have “educational purposes.” Ok, to be fair, it’s not actually mine, it belongs to my family, but close enough.

The year was 1993, and a teenage Duchess-in-training was on vacation in Spain with her Mother and Father, the Duke and Duchess of West 71st Street. It became very clear, very early on, that restraint and Spain were two words that didn’t melt well together. Spain is a culinary bastion – there are cultural and culinary influences from around the world and the dishes change from region to region. Of course, Gambas A La Plancha (roasted Shrimp) are everywhere, as are various cured meats, and Flan. That being said however, it became increasingly difficult for us to justify yet another slice of Flan, or another glass of Sangria simply because we hadn't had it “here” (here being whatever, town, city, bakery, restaurant or person’s house we happened to be in at that moment) before.

Enter “Educational Purposes.” I do believe that is was my Mother, the Duchess of West 71st Street, who created our lovely little mantra. We just had Jamon Serrano (an aged, cured ham) from the Butcher down the block, but those guys over there had been making it for 50 years longer, hmmmm what to do? I mean really, could one beautifully marbled and cured slice of pig be better than another? Only one way to find out but, what about guilt and excess? AHA! “Educational Purposes,” GUILT BE DAMNED.

"Educational purposes" also popped up the first time my Father and I went to Philly. We simply had to have a Cheesesteak at both Gino's and Pat's (the two most famous Cheesesteak joints). Now let's be honest here; I like a good Philly Cheesesteak as much as the next gal, but Fillet Mignon it ain't. That being said howewver, we did it anyway, for "educational purposes." If nothing else, it was a hell of a lot of fun. By the way, have you ever tried to tear a Philly Cheesesteak in half? Don't do it... it's not pretty.

Now, don’t abuse the magic of “educational purposes”. This is NOT permission to eat an entire pizza, and breadsticks, and mozzarella sticks, and a pint of ice cream – nope, this is permission to explore. Not sure which place has the better pizza? “Educational purposes,” try a slice from both. Exploring Chinatown, and see that two bakeries have the same pastry that you just discovered you like, “educational purposes,” try it at both places.

In fact, I give you permission to be as adventurous as you want! Go to that weird Balinese place down the street, ask questions, try something new for “educational purposes”. You didn’t like that dish there? Don’t let that stop you! You cross the street and try it over there instead -- all in the name of “educational purposes”. Let the magic take over and make you that gutsy eater you always wanted to be. And remember, as always, you don’t have to like it, but you have to try it!

December 6, 2007

Someone to Cook For. Or: Excuse Me While I Gush.










There are those of us who love to cook. We like nothing better than starting with ingredients and making something wonderful by adding salt, oil, water, sugar, and bay leaves. For me its always been something that connects me to my Mother, who started off by making Crepes with me every Saturday morning. My Godmother, who I made cookies and chutney with from a young age; the smell of Éclair’s Bakery on West 72nd street on Fridays when we picked up our Challah, or the first time I ate Sushi with my Father, and his constant "you don't have to like it, but you HAVE to try it."

In Culinary school I had a very strong emotional and visceral connection to bread making. Elbow deep in sticky earthy smelling raw dough, kneading in a cloud of white flour, forming the loaf and baking -- it was an instant connection to every woman from the beginning of time who had done the exact same thing I was doing, and it was powerful.

The only real cooking I did while I was still living with my parents was holiday and party cooking. A 20-pound Turkey, fried Chicken for 4th of July, Lamb for Passover. It wasn't until I left home that I started really cooking. I tried different cuts of meats, new techniques, and different flavors. It was my own private culinary school crash course. There was something else I discovered when I was away from home; I didn't like cooking for myself. I didn't see the need to put much effort into food if it were just for me. Yes, it’s a beautiful piece of seared tuna, but it’s just for me, it felt somehow like a waste.

When friends came over for dinner I went all out. Not that it was Lobster and Caviar every time, but it was a dish I put love and time into, and they could taste that. I started dating a man in the summer of '06 -- someone who I felt from our very first date was different. It felt "right." It still does. I made him a Grilled Cheese sandwich early in the relationship. Nothing fancy, just some English Cheddar and the only bread I had -- some marbled rye. He ate about 4 of them. His yumm's and mmmm's made me beam.

He had never had a woman he was seeing cook for him before, I was perfectly happy to remedy that. Now as I said, I never loved cooking for myself, but give me one other person and I'm in heaven. Give me someone I care for, and I relish every drop of sweat, every cut finger, and every burn. I can't say that the way to his heart was through his stomach (although I'm sure it didn't hurt), but I can say that the every time I cook for him, it makes me smile. Seeing him satisfied, or introduced to something new that I've made, something he now loves, is one of the greatest joys of my life at this time.

Food means so much to humans. It means family, holidays, traditions, joy, comfort and a myriad of other memories and emotions. For me, it’s a promise to take care of him, and a promise that he will always have a home to come back to. Some of you might look cynically upon this -- it's not the 1950's anymore -- Women are liberated, and a home cooked meal for your man is no longer a requirement. How backward of you! I am a hard-core liberal, have marched on Washington for Women's Rights, am continually politically active, and have read my Gloria Steinem thank you very much. I'll never be barefoot and pregnant, I'll never put makeup on just because he'll be home in 15 minutes, and I don't have a problem with leaving him alone so I can go out with my friends. However, like a Comic gets a high from the audience's laughter, and an athlete prides herself on her finishing time, I get my greatest boosts when he invites people over for a home-cooked meal, or when he says "it's really good Baby."

Cooking is about connections -- connections to the past, to your ingredients, even to your body. So, it doesn't matter if you’re boiling hot dogs, or taking the whole day to make a roast, the underlying message is always the same. Make something for someone; it doesn't matter if it’s burnt or god-awful, all that matters is that you made the effort. I'm lucky enough to have found someone who appreciates me, and doesn't take me for granted. And for that, he gets quiche, roasts, chocolate mousse, and a place to call home.

December 5, 2007

Rachel Ray is a NTWOAT (no talent waste of air time)

I really hate Rachel Ray.

I'm not sure if it’s the hair, or her weird low voice. I'm not sure if it’s the Dunkin’ Donuts commercials. I'm not sure if it’s the Weather-woman-like reactions to everything -- don't you just half expect her to say "now back to you Ron..."

So it's all that and more. I find her particular brand of dumbed-down food to be the worst kind of 1950's American junk, oooo a twist on a Tuna Casserole! It's the "E.V.O.O." of it all (her "cute" little abbreviation for Extra Virgin Olive Oil). Only, and I mean ONLY could RR (not so cute when tables are turned huh!), make something as classic and lovely as Olive Oil into something that sounds like a McDonald's Marketing Team thought it up. Ok so I'm a snob. I can admit it, and SO WHAT? What's wrong with wanting a cooking show to open up people's ideas and conceptions of food, and make them try something new? Where the hell is Julia Child, or the Galloping Gourmet, or even the Two Fat Ladies when you need them? (Mostly dead I know, a moment of silence please).

Why, I mean really really why did she deserve her own talk show??? Excuse me... a talk show? What planet is this? How many different kinds of Buffalo Wings and Baked Potatos can she make and why do I want to hear her talk about it afterwards in her weird low-voiced-Weather-Woman way?

Anthony Bourdain would back me up on this, and please don't ask me who he is (http://www.anthonybourdain.com/copy.asp?g=1&id=7). He has his own hit list (mostly the pretty boys of the cooking world, top of his list, The Brit, Jamie Oliver. I suspect though his disdain comes from their immense popularity, frat-boy appeal, and just being younger, blonder, and less haggard than he.) Obviously I'm in the minority here, because every time I turn on the TV I see RR selling me dumbed-down American Coffee and Donuts.

Do me a favor and watch the Barefoot Contessa instead. She is just as charming and real, and makes amazing easy-to-make food for her husband, and friends, and her architect, and landscape designer, and vet, and anyone else that walks into her life. Trust me on this, YCTML (you can thank me later).

UPDATE 12/18/07:
Please read this terribly depressing entry from the Gothamist.
http://gothamist.com/2007/12/18/the_relentless.php